What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?